Greetings, from my desktop.

So. I've decided to make something interesting. Welcome to the 'OAPS'.
Learn your alphabet with the OAPS! Know your OAPS!
Only on the This blog (that's this blog, by the way).

This is my twit.

Tweet.

Very new?

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If you are reading this, I will pay you:

25¢.
Only one person will get this fantastic quarter.
You probably didn't notice, but my website has become defunct. Apparently, all the content has been deleted -- deleted, but still there...
Furthermore, it would seem I last updated my website on the 31 of December, 1969, at 5:00pm.
Several things are wrong with that, the primary one being I wasn't alive until 17 years after the supposed last modification.

3 Days, until a slight revamp.

And by slight, I mean major.

Hi, Harold!

I finally did something! I haven't quite manged to have gotten dressed yet, but I updated my website and added a fun new animation for anyone who frequents this.
Say hi!

There comes a time...

When I realize it's been months since I have updated. Hey, why not something interesting for a change? Maybe in a month or two.